that’s fucking hardcore
I own sex toys. They are not condoms. Condoms make you not pregnant or HIV positive, if you want to enjoy sex more, buy a riding crop, not condoms.
Homemade Cherry Berry Chip Ice Cream. Dark cherries, strawberries, blackberries, blueberries pureed and then mixed into Ben and Jerry’s sweet cream base with dark chocolate chips swirled in.
Doctor Who Giveaway!
Who doesn’t love giveaways? Surely some people, but they most likely live on Raxacorciofallapatorious. This giveaway is sort of back-to-school, school-is-cool themed, but well kind of just awesome. So, on to what’s included!
- Super fantastic reusable bag equipped with Time Lord technology. Yes, it’s bigger on the inside! 5”x6” pouch expands into an 18”x20” bag. Put everything you need to rule the world in here (Toclafane not included. Probably best to keep running shoes in here). Created by the lovely Geekiana.
- Steel wallet/cigarette case with TARDIS printed on it. Excellent for keeping credit cards, ID, and psychic paper. Open it up to see Ten’s TARDIS console. Another great Etsy creation made by FrostingOnTheTop.
- TARDIS pencil pouch! Perfect for keeping pencils and pens so you can scribble BADWOLFBADWOLFBADWOLF on all your papers.
- Eleven’s Sonic Screwdriver Pen. This is one sonic screwdriver that will do wood. Welllllll… paper. Also capable of looking awesome.
- TARDIS spinning air freshener. All that traveling through time and space can make things sort of smell. Especially if your time and space is 6th period gym. Technically this is for your car (mounts on dash) but we all know the only rule is don’t run off, and clearly that’s flexible.
Phew. Glad you’re still reading. Now onto the
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- You don’t have to follow me; I’m not your mother.
- Only reblogs count. And you can only reblog five times max.
- The winner will be chosen on August 20th. Yes I know it’s a ways away, but I’ll be out of the country.